Thursday, November 17, 2011

Up At Sparrows Fart & Turkey Joke

Needed a picture - thought I would share one of my "assistant" who got into the applique thread I left to close to the floor...
"She expects me to pose - not gonna do it!"

Well we are, UP AT SPARROWS FART, and that is a real saying in Australia!  Yup, learned it in blogland from Chookyblue some time ago and have not forgotten it.  It is a cool  dark Thanksgiving morning here in sunny California.  What does one do when they are waiting for a jet plane to come in - wait, look at the sky and figure out what to call this time of the day ...  I suppose there are lots of you Up At Sparrows Fart reading blogs etc. in between stuffing, rolling and getting that "jello" salad ready.  Happy Thanksgiving - there is much to be thankful for.

OK the Turkey Joke - (read it on Kelly Ann's facebook sometime ago and thought it was funny ...  

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.  
She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" 
The stock boy answered, 
"No ma'am, they're dead."  

See, it was funny, eh?!

2 comments:

Orcsmom said...

Safe travels to Maryland. Can't wait to see more pictures of the new grandson and the rest of the grandkids!! Hugs!!

Pam

quiltmom said...

Your joke made me giggle. Have a fabulous time with family. Best wishes from the Old Country, where it is snowy but quite mild just now. I am thinking about getting our Christmas village out this weekend..
Warmest regards,
Anna